Things that make the vein in my head stand out!

Let me preface this by saying that I know I am not the picture of perfection.....I snore like a chainsaw....I have "road rage" that would make Hitler cringe.....I am thick headed and opinionated.....

But there are some things that just chap my behind. As with all of my posts, I am strait forward so be warned before you read on....

1. Guys with pants that droop down to their knees.....correct me if I am wrong, but if more than the waistband of your boxers are showing shouldn't you be a plumber? Or arrested for indecent exposure?  I don't get it. Do away with the pants just walk around in your BVDs. And if you are older than 19 and your pants are that low you are just a retard. Nobody would enjoy seeing my big hairy behind hanging out of my Levis! Now if you are in the "State Pen" you could wear your pants that low....it is advertising for the rest of the guys to let them know you are "open for business"! Maybe that is what these knuckleheads are doing.

2. People checking out of a place of business and talking on the phone...It is just rude as hell. Not giving the person serving you the attention they require to complete your transaction is "common". They may need to ask you a question about the tomatoes you are getting. Unless there has been a tragic accident to someone in your family or you are the President calling an air strike on Iran you are not that important to have that thing glued to your ear, it can wait the two minutes it is going to take you to finish. And while you are seated in a restaurant fits here too. If someone is taking your order and you are talking about who is sleeping with who or how high your new lift kit is, don't expect you order to be correct. As a matter of fact, if it were me, you would be eating what I decided you should have. And to be real honest I don't think the person on the other end wants to hear you chomping on your salad.

3. People who let their children (read under 18) walk out of the house in the clothes they want......Sorry, my daughters are in their 20's and they will be sent back into their house if they are going with me somewhere and are not dressed correctly. I have seen WAY too many young girls dressed like they just got off the night shift at the Bunny Ranch! Look I am an old sailor and it makes me blush! Here's a concept...YOU are the parent, just say no. And by the way, who bought them the clothes in the first place? They are individuals you say? They can be individuals all they want when they move out and buy their own clothes. You can read #1 when it comes to your sons.....and please, PLEASE stop getting your 2 year old sons Mohawks!

4. People who can't speak English.....no not foreign people who speak broken English....no not "proper" English as in William Shakespeare.....I am talking about those who use slang as proper English all the time. Example.....the word "ax". An ax is a noun not a verb. If you ax someone you should be in jail. Now if you ask someone something there wouldn't be a problem. And the word "like" should be banned from some peoples vocabulary! I heard that word come out of one persons mouth so many times in one sentence I thought they had Tourette's syndrome. There needs to be a translation dictionary for some conversations I hear.

Then again I may be just getting old and intolerant!